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#1 User is offline   5MinuteMajor 

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  Posted 26 September 2008 - 11:22 PM


I would do anything, everything, for and to her.
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 12:24 AM

May i ask why Rob?
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 09:36 AM

If her hotness isn't obvious to you then I'm going to beat you with her peg leg.
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 10:33 AM

rob obv. like her cuz she cant get away from him that fast! plus he likes the handicap parking LOL
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 10:59 AM

Any chick with a stiff shaft longer and thicker then mine deserves respect.
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 11:44 AM

easier access?
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 12:02 PM

At least when down on her I can still hear the hockey game with my left ear.
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 05:53 PM

ahaha
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Posted 28 September 2008 - 09:34 PM

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Posted 03 February 2009 - 11:53 PM

I'm still in love which this chick but what is with the <swear filter> horse?



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Posted 04 February 2009 - 10:50 AM

well rob, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

1.) that jaw line scares me, it's like pamela andersons cougar mouth, all fangs. ik.

2.) the hairline. i mean it goes back to the centre of her scalp. if there's 1 thing i don't like on a girl it's a big forehead.

3.) she's only got grapes. gotta be oranges minimum 4me.

other than those relationship wreckers, she's not too bad i guess.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:17 AM

LOL... DAMM this is a funny thread! ... and WHAT is up with the horse?
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 11:26 AM

How the <swear filter> do you get a horse into a tiny hole like that!?!?! The head alone barely fits...
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 12:15 PM

i think alcohol makes the hole bigger
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:17 PM

QUOTE (tomn8r @ Feb 4 2009, 12:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i think alcohol makes the hole bigger



i havent Breathed since the Thread Ended Omg thats Hilarious, you Sick Perverted old men are HILARIOUS
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:24 PM

It's either Photoshop'd or it's a wine cellar/basement extended from under the house/barn.



....who cares, all I can think about is railing her and blasting love juice into her prosthetic leg socket having pulled it off of her stump.


OK maybe that was taking this thread too far...





...maybe

Who cares - she's freaking HOT!

This post has been edited by 5MinuteMajor: 04 February 2009 - 04:35 PM

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 05:38 PM

i...feel like i should go to jail just for reading what rob said.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:10 PM

QUOTE (5MinuteMajor @ Feb 4 2009, 04:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's either Photoshop'd or it's a wine cellar/basement extended from under the house/barn.



....who cares, all I can think about is railing her and blasting love juice into her prosthetic leg socket having pulled it off of her stump.


OK maybe that was taking this thread too far...





...maybe

Who cares - she's freaking HOT!



I think the horse beat you to it.

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:14 PM

Possibly.
She'd be ready for some fisting then.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:19 PM

i, thomas palmer, do hereby recuse myself from this thread and am in no way connected to, nor have any affiliation to one said rob robson, who's crude and rude remarx about fisting and stumping some underage, innocent teenage female are completely outside of the boudaries of my own imagination. and my imagination, although vivd, will not publicly admit to such chilling and visceral description.

i thereby waive any and all affiliation or condonement of aforementioned crude remarx. my lawyers are standing by for deflections. thank you.
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:29 PM

It's called "Acrotomophilia" Tom.
It's also perfectly natural.

Would it help you to know she is NOT underage?

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 09:52 PM

the big ol forehead just kills me tho'. i like bangs and candy cuteness. she has dirty semi-cuteness at best. and the grapes need an air fill..........

u n her would prolly make a good couple.

u'd go and get married on friday
your new wife she'd lay there beside thee
her false teeth and hair, she'd place on the chair
she'd put them side by side

one cork leg to follow
one glass eye - so small
the she'd unscrew her left arm
and place them on the chair by the wall
bu dum dum dum

you'd sit there broken hearted
cuz most of your wife had departed
so you'd sleep on the chair
there'd be more of her there(!)
you'd sleep side by side

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 10:15 PM

oh my god. i...i cant take this thread anymore...its just...idk if ill be able to look at rob the same.... someone hacked your account didnt they rob!
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:17 AM

QUOTE (Cockerbeatsmag @ Feb 4 2009, 05:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i...feel like i should go to jail just for reading what rob said.


Nah, it's OK, she's 22 and lives in Ohio.... it's just a little twisted not illegal (at least I don't think thats illegal in Ohio).
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 11:08 AM

i edited this because i was ashamed of what i said.

This post has been edited by Cockerbeatsmag: 05 February 2009 - 11:09 AM

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